when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.

(Source: niallscrocodile)

tastemygayrainbow:

if you date me you get to touch my butt anytime you want.

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 

(Source: rlymax)